“I’d say this is the biggest crowd in a half-dozen Eas—”
“Place is packed as the whorehouse on payday, ain’t it, Tom?” Granddaddy Jaybird interrupted, and Grandmomma Sarah elbowed him in the ribs so hard his false teeth clicked. They will do a soft-shoe dance to the tune of 'I'll Build a Stairway to the Stars.' He reseated himself, and onto the stage came the three little blonde-haired children, familiar to the audience from many talent shows in the past?